I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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