Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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