I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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