4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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