: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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