how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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