I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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