You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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