If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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