He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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