I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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