Three words: puerto rican gang bang
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
ok first of all what the fuck
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