Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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