They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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