Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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