can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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