Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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