eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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