I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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