I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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