Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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