Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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