i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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