am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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