So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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