This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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