i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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