Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize