i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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