...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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