Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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