One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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