Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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