where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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