so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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