i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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