I must be too annoying 4 u.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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