Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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