what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
