How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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