How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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