Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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