Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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