escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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