Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
