Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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I have peed in a lot of sinks
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