can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
she peed on how many people?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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