I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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