There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Green mimosas i think yes
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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