We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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