So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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