I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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