How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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