At least make sure they are 18
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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