Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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