I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
im holly from the hills drunk
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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