Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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