Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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